theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

do-you-have-a-flag:

THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER DONE

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH”  (via kenguin)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

eyjoey:

Eyeshadow

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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chekhov:

In middle school the fire alarm went off (it wasn’t a drill it was a problem with the alarms) and I was in the middle of the hall while everyone else was in class so I ran out of the school across the street

cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D

j0ye:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT

fagbarbie:

kim when she was an e-lister

shutupnlive:

Let’s celebrate